Monday, December 31, 2007

Rozzi Daime on Saying Goodbye to 2007

Goodbye 2007. I wish you well from the luscious memories we had. Im excited to see you go. 2008 Im excited to see you come. All my best wishes to myself and to you all in the new year.

Rozzi Daime

Sunday, December 30, 2007

party list

1. beer
2. fire
3. meatsies
4. chipsies
4. potions
5. lotions
6. dogies
7. toys
8. good music
9. and more beer

Friday, December 28, 2007

Rozzi Daime on The Morning After . . .

The Roxy show last night was Fabulous. I want to thank all of you who came out to support. You rock. All my Love.

Rozzi Daime

Monday, December 24, 2007

Rozzi Daime on Doing The Roxy December 27th

Roxy Dec 27th

Rozzi Daime on THE BROTHEL

'THE BROTHEL' (dangerously seductive woman)

Throughout history, women who were members of a Brothel were the educated, free women. Able to stand their own amongst men, the few who could read, write and encouraged to be artistic because their job was to entertain. Women of the Brothel often took the place of wifes at social functions because they knew the current events happening in the world, and could recite original poetry, sing, play instruments, dance, and offer overall companionship. As women of the Brothel were the only financially independent women, they were able to enjoy luxuries without having to be married, and were able to do as they pleased. Brothel women have had many names over the years, Courtesans, Tawaif, Femme Fatal, Temptress, Vamp, Paramour, etc. etc. etc.
I, along with a few choice women, have Resurrected the Brothel Philosophy . Allow me to Introduce, 'THE BROTHEL' . . .
(starring in Alphabetical Order)

Blanche O'Hara
Boss Black Widow
Cia Moon
Dylan Michael
Fairfax Jane
Foxx Hills
Low Down Loretta Brown
Ma'Dame Rozzi Daime
Nikki Le'Dom
Ryan Star
Slutty Divine
Smiley Jones
Tina Ross
Vera Max

**all women of THE BROTHEL have been Baptized in the philosophy, and practice daily affirmations and rituals as ordained by the original practice of Brothel Women.


Sunday, December 23, 2007

Rozzi Daime on the Twisted Mind of Devilyn

This is my officiall disclaimer on Devilyn's posts. We at Raw Candy L.L.C, respect that Devilyn is her own unique twisted internet surfer, and allow her to be just that. I strongly suggest that any blog she posts on this site, that you follow the link with caution, and have a strong stomache.


The Daime
CEO Raw Candy

just when you thought it was over.........

Titled brilliantly, this video has attracted, confused and disgusted millions of viewers. 2 Girls, 1 Cup is the video that answers a riddle: What are the possibilities when you have one cup and two women? It's not an age old question, I don't know if this question has ever been asked. Not in Roman Greece and certainly not on the internet, in my research it appears this video provides viewers with an answer to this riddle in the most banal way ever recorded in history. At just over a minute in length, this is a short movie that explains what two girls can do with one cup.

but it doesn't stop there...........

..........and i guess we shouldn't take it there. i definately don't want to be labled twisted. it is pretty amazing about what people do to "get off". people health risks are not aphrodisiacs

waaaaaaaaaaaay too early to be emo

Saturday, December 22, 2007

now THIS is christmas music

can't stop wont stop


Rozzi Daime on Christmas Time


everyone is polite, the roads have less people, pretty lights are everywhere, the scent of cinnamon and nutmeg, miseltoe ( tee-hee), apple cider, hot chocolate, presents. . . pine cones, douglas fur trees in homes, happy music, great food, friends return home, nog!

happy holidays.


Friday, December 21, 2007


i think it's about time that we remove all of the warning labels off everything and let nature take it's course.

no, no, really, I mean it. call it Natural Selection. or maybe Natural De-Selection is more apropos. either way, just put stuff out there and let it go. the idiot population would drop instantly. lawyers would have to drop idiotic lawsuits. the human race - or at least America - would instantly be much stronger, if smaller. i think gardeners call it pruning.


Thursday, December 20, 2007

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Rozzi Daime on Self Motivational Monologues

Um, yeah. Okay. If you find yourself needing a little boost in the pep talk division, and you hear yourself rambling on to a friend about what you're, "going to do" and what you're, "going to be about in the next year". Do the people you love (and yourself if you value your life) a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!! Write it down in your journal, create a vision board, tell your paid professional, hell maybe your momma will care. But we, as your friends DO NOT!!!!! In fact, we stopped paying attention to the words coming out if your mouth 20 minutes ago.

I say this with the utmost love and respect for those most prescious to my heart. Email it to Oprah.


Rozzi Daime on Rain in Los Angeles

I love rain. The smell it gives off, the cozy feeling of being indoors, the soothing sound of constant water, and all the great aminities that come with the rain. Theres hot chocolate, red wine, accaptable couch potato-ness, fires, dark days, warm bodies, I mean its a veritable smorgasbord, (smorgasbord, smorgasbord!), of things I adore. And if you live in los angeles, you know what a treat it is to even HAVE rain, so you relish every drop.

There is however the not-so-good-aspect-of-my-favorite-thing(s) . . .

--thank you Gene Kelly for inspiring such beautiful lyrics, really, I love you.

So for all you people who know that you love this treat, and drive these mean streets, do it at a speed FASTER THAN 20 MPH!!!!!! PLEASE. Thank You!

That way I can get back to my happy refrain, just singing, singing in the rain . . .


Tuesday, December 18, 2007

praise santa

christmas always triggers nostalgia from some movie in your youth

what was it for you?

did you totally want an official red ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and 'this thing' which tells time?

do you shed a tear remembering the moment uncle drosselmeyer fixes the nutcracker?

when i think of christmas............

leaving on the midnight train

Savannah, this place is fantastic; it's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, Garland - -on a fucking leash. And they're all heavily armed and drunk. Los Angeles is boring!

turn up the volume, roll a blunt

i truly miss the south

Monday, December 17, 2007

Rozzi Daime on Being Back

I'm back, its been a while, but this damn airborne flu thing thats capturing everyone knocked me on my ass! I'm back, I've got shit to say, so get ready for all the 1 liner, paragraph, photos I've got in store for your beautiful selves. The Wonderful World of Rozzi Daime is back in session . . .


Thursday, December 13, 2007

the daime will be back........

until then, you're stuck with me.

i know, blah, blah, gay sex, blah, blah, congress......

at least i know i can entertain myself
no one probably reads this anyways


Wednesday, December 12, 2007

insomnia..........part deux

ugh. i woke up at midnight and all i can think about is finishing my xmas cards.

and i have a bit of pain in me gulliver

"Marge vs. the Monorail" or "a clockwork orange"

you decide

but...........on the positive side, i diiiiiiiiiiiid find a movie i haven't seen.
enjoy xoxo

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

without passion, life is nothing

3 hours of sleep
7am call times
countless meetings
double booked days
no social life
hours on lightroom and photoshop
retire alone, wake alone
low pay, no pay

but, i wouldn't have it any other way

best believe i will spend one night a week living the lush life
so what. i hustle haaaaaaaard

I be on it all night, man I be on it
all day straight up pimp
if you want me you can find me in L.A.

it's 9pm, and i'm going to bed xoxo

Monday, December 10, 2007


every cigarette takes 17 minutes off your life

every piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life

so, if you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time


it's a black thang

Saturday, December 8, 2007

ode to holly's......

it was 2006, and i had just broken up with my boo of 7years.....
i didn't have many friends. a girl i knew invited me to this club where i danced all night and got really tipso.
my friend disappeared, and i asked these cool girls that were smoking [inside]if i could sit with them. we laughed as they made fun of ole girl's steez.

sisters ever since. so, i take this moment to give a shout out to holly's. tues and thurs, then mon and fri to "hell naw i'm not going". oh holly's you will always hold a place in my heart.

now let's go play out crash mansion suckas!

even the bums were fantastic

Friday, December 7, 2007

Rozzi Daime on Debauchary

Yes, please thank you, I WILL have another. Happy weekend. make it worth the morning after.

I'll report on mine in the morning, well, the afternoon . . .


Thursday, December 6, 2007

welcome to the present......

......2007, the begining of the real computer age. brother vince i love you i love working for you and wish for you all your dreams.

with that said.......DON"T TRUST THEM NEW NIGGAS OVAH THERE!!!!!!!!1


She walks in Beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies.


Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Rozzi Daime on All-in-1-Printers

dont you hate, when you have something to do that involves technology that is supposed to be the best, and it takes FOR-EV-ER, to get it done! that damn wheel of death on the macintosh spins after every button you push, and then after everything, the shit still doesn't work!!!!!!! aaaaaargh, if it wasn't so damn expensive i would have thrown both computers and printers out of the fucking window, and tap danced on the got damn remains. but instead i share my frustrations with you. *sigh*

i want some wine.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The Infamous Thoughts of Rozzi Daime

Breakfast in bed is always best when followed by sex, scracth that, anything followed by sex is the best. My So Called Life was the greatest show that only lasted one season. Using famous movie quotes to express how you feel is great, when people don't get it, its a waste. Telemarketers . . .need I say anymore? Sending naked pictures of yourself through the internet is a risk EVERYONE shuld be willing to take. Where is a good Swingers party? If your driving, and planning to turn, use your blinker, and turn from the proper lane, I don't want to have to say this again. Fatburger with skinny fries, and a milkshake is my favorite 3am guilty pleasure, followed by street dogs. If gas continues to rise I'll email anyone the kelly blue book value of my car and riding a bike. Shouldn't Entourage be on longer than 13 weeks? I've stopped dating people because they have whack taste in music, true story. My motto: if your not in love, it's not worth fucking at all, but whos to say I can't fall in and out of love as much as I want? DVR's are the greatest invention since afternoon delights. Is it me, or do sidekicks ALWAYS break down?!?!? I say a prayer eveytime I hear a siren. I wish it would rain more in Los Angeles. Why do hot clubs look so raggedy in the daytime? Cheese and Wine is natures perfect food. K-Ville is the best new show if the season that you're not watching. Smiles make anyone feel good. Everyone should love hard at least once. I'm about to make myself a cup of coffee and a bowl of Cherry Gacia.